# The Problem With The Lifesteal SMP…

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Podcast: [QUAG FRIDAYS](https://stenobird.com/podcast/quag-fridays-7475630)
Published: 2026-02-21T21:15:43+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quag-fridays/episodes/The-Problem-With-The-Lifesteal-SMP-e3fdmut
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Duration seconds: 3723

## Resource

no ash this week = infinite lifesteal discussions➤for uncensored, ad-free and bonus episodes join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QUAGFRIDAYSEPISODE 25TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@quag_fridays X, The Everything App: https://twitter.com/quagfridaysSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7CCYfJCQ8NkEWJSzD609Y5Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/quag-fridays/id1834220055 Ash: https://www.youtube.com/@ashswag Zam: https://www.youtube.com/@PrinceZam Red: https://www.youtube.com/@reddoons Kyle: https://www.youtube.com/@KyleEfff Producer/Editor: https://x.com/717PokeThumbnail Designer: https://x.com/lemonthynealt0:00 - Intro3:00 - Gym Vomit Story13:43 - Ford F-150 Comparisons16:46 - Valentine's Day Recap18:47 - Meeting Weston Koury21:07 - Meeting Tommy & Tubbo24:15 - Hypixel Party Chat Days27:50 - How We All Met30:44 - Getting Jumped on Lifesteal33:07 - SMP Content Challenges41:40 - SMP Civ & Events47:13 - Lifesteal Season Eight Hopes48:08 - Lore & Roleplay Discussion50:54 - Mid-Offs Speedrunning Tournament52:50 - Coaching Ludwig in Speedrunning58:33 - OutroQuag Fridays is a podcast/show ran by Reddoons, Ashswag, PrinceZam, and KyleEff.

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