# PRL Podcast Episode 563: The Wawa Coffee Heist

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Podcast: [Punk Rock Libertarians Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/punk-rock-libertarians-podcast-805152)
Published: 2026-01-10T22:09:00+00:00
Episode link: https://prlpodcast.com
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Duration seconds: 3867

## Resource

In this episode, the crew dives into the bizarre $100,000 Wawa coffee heist in Chicago and speculates on the convenience store mafia. We then pivot to the biggest news of the week: the U.S. government’s kidnapping of Maduro. Is it a blatant oil grab, a proxy war against Russia, or just the Monroe Doctrine on steroids? We also discuss "insider trading" on PolyMarket, the Pentagon Pizza Index, and the shooting of Renee Nicole Good. ----- Help out the show at PRLFans.com !! Buy our shirt at libertariancountry.com and enter code PRL to save 10%!

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