# Episode 602 - Chandler Dean Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/probably-science-388465/episode-602-chandler-dean Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/probably-science-388465/episode-602-chandler-dean.md Podcast: [Probably Science](https://stenobird.com/podcast/probably-science-388465) Published: 2026-04-25T00:44:00+00:00 Episode link: https://probablyscience.libsyn.com/episode-602-chandler-dean Audio file: https://podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/traffic.libsyn.com/secure/probablyscience/Episode_602_-_Chandler_Dean.mp3?dest-id=88459 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/probably-science-388465/episodes/episode-602-chandler-dean Duration seconds: 4596 ## Resource Comedian/speechwriter Chandler Dean ( @chandlerjdean ) joins Jesse, Andy and Matt to talk about his show Abolish Everything! , Jesse's over-the-top stuffed animal purchase , poop speed as a health indicator , the Bristol Stool Chart , medical fake poo , Jesse's obsessions with fake foods , giant stuff and really tiny stuff , Artemis II's avatar crewmates , the magic of Tiny Empath Babies , videos of Tiny Empath Babies and more videos of Tiny Empath Babies . ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/probably-science-388465/episodes/episode-602-chandler-dean/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/probably-science-388465/episode-602-chandler-dean.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.