# Episode 585 - Jeff Zenisek Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/probably-science-388465/episode-585-jeff-zenisek Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/probably-science-388465/episode-585-jeff-zenisek.md Podcast: [Probably Science](https://stenobird.com/podcast/probably-science-388465) Published: 2025-11-14T23:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://probablyscience.libsyn.com/episode-585-jeff-zenisek Audio file: https://podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/traffic.libsyn.com/secure/probablyscience/Episode_585_-_Jeff_Zenisek.mp3?dest-id=88459 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/probably-science-388465/episodes/episode-585-jeff-zenisek Duration seconds: 4333 ## Resource Comedian Jess Zenisek ( @jeffzenisek ) joins Andy, Jesse and Matt to talk about tennis, homophobic sports stereotypes, Jesse's new ski persona, Mr. Wizard , Jeff's hair care regimen, a tiny tyrannosaur , a better rock-paper-scissors strategy , gray hair's relationship to cancer , t he worst music to play during sex and the banger Parked By The Lake . ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/probably-science-388465/episodes/episode-585-jeff-zenisek/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/probably-science-388465/episode-585-jeff-zenisek.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.