# Ep. 315 - Democracy Dies in Daycare Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/pridham-and-sheafe-6228045/ep-315-democracy-dies-in-daycare Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/pridham-and-sheafe-6228045/ep-315-democracy-dies-in-daycare.md Podcast: [Pridham and Sheafe](https://stenobird.com/podcast/pridham-and-sheafe-6228045) Published: 2026-01-06T19:35:33+00:00 Episode link: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-315-democracy-dies-in-daycare--69327696 Audio file: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69327696/ep_315_democracy_dies_in_daycare.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/pridham-and-sheafe-6228045/episodes/ep-315-democracy-dies-in-daycare Duration seconds: 2488 ## Resource Ep. 315 - Democracy Dies in Daycare David and Brad kick off 2026 by examining America's fraud epidemic—from Minneapolis' multi-billion dollar Somali daycare scheme to a Florida congresswoman's $300,000 FEMA-funded diamond ring she tried to airbrush out of her Christmas card. Meanwhile, Trump immortalizes Biden's legacy with an auto-pen portrait and the most savage presidential plaque in White House history. Plus: Can Navy SEAL training from the movie "Frogman" explain OJ's bloodless crime scene? And why does Instacart defeat the entire purpose of grocery delivery? The guys wrap up 2025's greatest hits and make predictions for the year ahead—spoiler alert: more jackassery incoming. ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/pridham-and-sheafe-6228045/episodes/ep-315-democracy-dies-in-daycare/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/pridham-and-sheafe-6228045/ep-315-democracy-dies-in-daycare.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.