# If You Can’t Beat Socialism, You Can At Least Profit Off of It!

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Podcast: [Predictable with Stu Burguiere](https://stenobird.com/podcast/predictable-with-stu-burguiere-22462)
Published: 2026-06-24T21:55:00+00:00
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## Resource

On this episode of ‘Predictable w/ Stu,’ Stu Burguiere breaks down last night’s primary election results and details why making smart investments, even in the face of the rise of socialism, can help soften the blow of American elections trending in a very dark direction. Then, Stu goes through his comprehensive list of primary election investments to celebrate the wins and fess up to the losses. Plus, a look at some of our audience's biggest victories and losses from last night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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