# Which Fictional Child Would You Adopt?

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Podcast: [Plumbing the Death Star](https://stenobird.com/podcast/plumbing-the-death-star-522766)
Published: 2026-05-24T14:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/plumbingthedeathstar/episodes/which-fictional-child-would-you-adopt
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In celebration or commiseration of Grogru and Mandalorian, we look at fictional children to see which one we'd adopt. Probably could have worded that one better. I can see why the first 4 minutes of the episode happens now. JD has a mental break and tries to find the ninja turtles so he can ensure his new sephew (son/nephew) can become the 5th turtle, Zammit uses his new boy to make himself look like a pillar of the community until the kaiju incident and Jackson can't stop spraying his kid with the hose.  Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+

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