# Extremely Alternative Medicine, Cooking While Homeless and The Art of Seduction via Carrier Pidgeon

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Podcast: [Plausibly Deniable](https://stenobird.com/podcast/plausibly-deniable-7648867)
Published: 2026-05-15T17:44:47+00:00
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Duration seconds: 6960

## Resource

In this episode of Plausibly Deniable, the boys investigate the greatest arbitrage in modern America: food trucks, male slop, crockpots, Discord servers, fake enterprise software, BlueAnon, healthcare middlemen, manifesto technology, European decline, and a raccoon bite story that probably should have gone to a doctor. They also get into Polymarket AI model markets, why Discord should just rebrand itself as Slack for adults, why cooking for one person is fake productivity, whether every market can be explained with rugs, and why the modern political internet keeps producing increasingly deranged mythology.Sponsored by:Polymarket: https://polymarket.comZcash: https://z.cashCitizenX: https://citizenx.comNetwork Press: https://network.press_______________________________Plausibly Deniable: https://plausiblydeniable.orgLukas: https://x.com/SCHIZO_FREQSaila: https://x.com/sailaunderscore 0:00 The Discord server1:11 Food trucks as an infinite money glitch 3:00 New York rats, mobile kitchens, and food truck hygiene 6:20 Designing the worst possible meat-and-rice truck 7:36 Taipei screen protector middlemen 9:01 Choosing how many middlemen you want 11:01 Polymarket AI model markets and betting against Google 12:35 The Chicago slop truck business plan 14:56 College students, fake poverty, and $20 cookies 17:39 Avocado toast discourse was partly right 20:03 Male slop cooking and Parmesan block meals 21:23 Gluttony, groceries, and eating two pounds of carrots 22:49 Why cooking for one person rarely makes sense 24:22 Food as the least embarrassing status purchase 25:06 Coffee optimization and grocery-store beans 26:23 Crockpots, rice cookers, and the college protein-maxxing solution 28:27 The one-item crockpot food truck 31:02 Men cooking, makeup, skin, and mustaches 34:21 Masculi…

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