# You Just Got Cursed! w/ Holden McNeely AND Mike Lawrence

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Published: 2026-05-28T12:00:00+00:00
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This week on Page Nerd of Mouth we got SOME BOYS CRASHIN' the slumba party with Holden McNeely standin' in for MJ while they're dealin' with family things (Send them ya well wishes!) and special nerdy guest Mike Lawrence, and sadly this means we got SWIFT NEWS! She was at a basketball game. with gum. That's all! Then we got us a fully hydratin' BONUS MICRO JACKIE'S SNACKIES @ 11:52 til 17:46 courtesy of a listener! After last week's episode Adam revealed even more of the dark history of Fastball's song to Jackie, which got Holden rememberin' a reddit thread of music videos where the person was CLEARLY too fucked up in it. The Colbert Show has come to an end, but no worries as Byron Allen bought up the timeslot and the comics have been unleashed, baby. There's gonna be a "90 Day Fiancé" Con...what. Khloe Kardashian let everyone know her son's SUCH a Leo, 'cause he threw a temper tantrum and sarted destroying the place at a friend's kid's graduation party, it was SO funny. Then we got us a list of celebrities talkin' 'bout their DISNEY CRUUUUUUUSHHHHEESSSS!!! Next, Holden swoops in to save the day with one specific BLIND, and we got us an xxxtra cheesy Jackie's Snackies starting @ 1:11:28.787 until 1:14:37.979, PLUS SO MUCH MOOOOOORE!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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