# MJ's Lament w/ Seena Ghaznavi

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Podcast: [Page 7](https://stenobird.com/podcast/page-7-4944810)
Published: 2026-07-10T01:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Fraudsters' OWN Seena Ghaznavi, the prettiest pony in the swamp, as they enter into the VIDJA AGE with their first VIDJA EPISODE (over on the youtubes) to exclusively goss' 'bout the only event packed with more billionaires, entertainment industry creeps, and ICE Detention Center owners than DC250, Taytay and Trav's WEDDING! Then we got a LIST of 21 Pop Culture Facts That'll Live In Your Head RENT-FREE After You Learn Them, BLINDZ that got kiiiiinda spoiled earlier in the ep, and then we got a CRUEL Jackie's Snackies @ 1:04:03, followed by a holy trinity MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:12:12 ending @ 1:17:21, plus even more on this week's FIRST VIDEO Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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