# Fashion Cryptkeeper w/ Jake Young

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Podcast: [Page 7](https://stenobird.com/podcast/page-7-4944810)
Published: 2026-05-07T15:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Luisa Madrigal fanboy Jake Young, to goss' 'bout Holden's (valid) Star Wars prequel hatred as well as some upcoming Nerd of Mouth episodes, Jackie reveals her encounter with "The Poodle Man" on the Scrabble app, and there's rumors that Blake Lively had to purchase her Met Gala ticket as Anna Wintour may have NOT invited her this year. Then a deeper dive into this year's Met looks, Jackie and Jake give an update on the DnD campaign they are playing with Amber, and Isa Briones has had to remind "The Pitt" fans once again to not yell during Broadway performances. Then it's time for a list of "Actors Who Called Out the Most Disgusting Scenes They Ever Had to Fiiiiiiiiiiiiilm!" followed by BLINDZ that MJ most certainly did not write, and then it's a choose your own snackventure on this week's Jackie's Snackies @ 1:06:40.176 that also includes a hostile takeover of Jakey's Slakeys, and another swapped MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:17:40.596 all ending @ 1:23:13.820, PLUS SO MUCH MORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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