# OBDM1387 – Shapeshifter Lures | Alien Pastors | Claude Worship | Ohio Bigfoot

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Podcast: [Our Big Dumb Mouth](https://stenobird.com/podcast/our-big-dumb-mouth-907769)
Published: 2026-05-07T01:10:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 7427

## Resource

00:00:00 – Show setup and Monster May tease 00:04:41 – Alex Jones clips melt down 00:09:38 – Ted Turner death confusion 00:14:40 – Shapeshifter folklore taxonomy 00:19:28 – Global myths meet UFO screen memories 00:24:00 – Billy Corgan's shapeshifter encounter 00:28:58 – Calgary's fake commuter mimics 00:33:56 – Shapeshifters as lures 00:38:49 – UFO disclosure rumors target pastors 00:43:36 – Blue Beam, fallen angels, and church briefings 00:48:36 – Alien disclosure threatens theology 00:53:01 – Grusch timeline and Kash Patel dodge 00:57:54 – Childhood's End frames disclosure panic 01:01:40 – Claude becomes an AI religion 01:06:41 – Claude conscience versus GPT utility 01:09:47 – Trump loses conspiracy control 01:14:27 – Star Wars sequel timeline rumor 01:19:00 – NASA scientist's near-death visions 01:23:29 – Jesus star-child debate returns 01:27:51 – Northeast Ohio Bigfoot flap 01:32:35 – Fox Sports hunts a World Cup watcher 01:42:25 – Kids beat age gates with mustaches 01:47:14 – Spirit Airlines resurrection fantasy 01:51:26 – Google Maps breaks Toronto traffic 02:00:06 – Merch warning and show wrap-up Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research ▀▄▀▄▀ CONTACT LINKS ▀▄▀▄▀ ► Website: http://obdmpod.com ► Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/obdmpod ► Full Videos at Odysee: https://odysee.com/@obdm:0 ► Twitter: https://twitter.com/obdmpod ► Instagram: obdmpod ► Email: ourbigdumbmouth at gmail ► RSS: http://ourbigdumbmouth.libsyn.com/rss ► iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/our-big-dumb-mouth/id261189509?mt=2

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