# OBDM1378 – Artemis Toilet | FEMA Teleport Story | Fake Everest Rescues | Party House Chaos

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Podcast: [Our Big Dumb Mouth](https://stenobird.com/podcast/our-big-dumb-mouth-907769)
Published: 2026-04-04T17:39:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 5436

## Resource

Shorter show 00:00:00 – Show open and early banter 00:03:43 – AI critiques the podcast format 00:07:47 – Alien book box winner announced 00:10:20 – Artemis moon toilet becomes a mission milestone 00:17:44 – Deep space toilet price tag and breakdown drama 00:27:23 – Turnstile guitarist accused in violent attack case 00:31:00 – FEMA official claims he was teleported to a Waffle House 00:44:00 – Roofer ICE setup story sparks backlash debate 00:50:48 – Airbnb mansion trashed by hundreds of partying teens 00:58:00 – Everest guides accused in fake rescue scam 01:04:51 – Poll shows rising public fear over AI job loss 01:14:01 – International Doritos flavors get increasingly bizarre 01:27:21 – Altitude sickness Doritos joke and show wrap-up Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research ▀▄▀▄▀ CONTACT LINKS ▀▄▀▄▀ ► Website: http://obdmpod.com ► Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/obdmpod ► Full Videos at Odysee: https://odysee.com/@obdm:0 ► Twitter: https://twitter.com/obdmpod ► Instagram: obdmpod ► Email: ourbigdumbmouth at gmail ► RSS: http://ourbigdumbmouth.libsyn.com/rss ► iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/our-big-dumb-mouth/id261189509?mt=2

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