# OBDM1377 - Missing 411 National Parks | Scientist Body Count | Dreaming in Parallel | Strange News

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Podcast: [Our Big Dumb Mouth](https://stenobird.com/podcast/our-big-dumb-mouth-907769)
Published: 2026-04-02T01:05:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 7380

## Resource

00:00:00 – Busted computer and big-show setup 00:04:29 – Missing 411 preview and soundboard chaos 00:09:27 – Alex Jones clips of the week 00:14:20 – Missing 411 national parks review 00:22:08 – CIA-flavored Gilbert Gilman disappearance 00:27:04 – Missing scientists and secret-lab vanishings 00:36:10 – ChatGPT theories on Missing 411 patterns 00:44:56 – Lindsey Graham's Disney World creep factor 00:52:23 – Charlie Kirk shooting evidence gets shaky 00:56:59 – Matt Gaetz and alien hybrid whistleblowers 01:06:30 – Claude code leak and insult filters 01:11:25 – Palm Beach Pete looks like Epstein 01:16:09 – Dreams as parallel-universe spillover 01:25:26 – NPR and PBS funding outrage 01:28:59 – April Fools prank culture rundown 01:33:36 – Fake Pearl Jam Japan album prank 01:38:31 – April Fools food gimmicks get gross 01:43:28 – Super-stuffed Pop-Tarts are a scam 01:48:15 – Democracy Manifest enters the archive 01:53:13 – Arnold Schwarzenegger becomes Doctor Arnold 01:56:55 – End-of-show clips and Saturday tease Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research ▀▄▀▄▀ CONTACT LINKS ▀▄▀▄▀ ► Website: http://obdmpod.com ► Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/obdmpod ► Full Videos at Odysee: https://odysee.com/@obdm:0 ► Twitter: https://twitter.com/obdmpod ► Instagram: obdmpod ► Email: ourbigdumbmouth at gmail ► RSS: http://ourbigdumbmouth.libsyn.com/rss ► iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/our-big-dumb-mouth/id261189509?mt=2

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