# #75 - Ralph Returns for Easter Chaos

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Podcast: [Orienteer Pod](https://stenobird.com/podcast/orienteer-pod-6414533)
Published: 2026-04-09T21:15:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/orienteerpod/episodes/75---Ralph-Returns-for-Easter-Chaos-e3hm1b2
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Duration seconds: 3138

## Resource

Ralph is back, which means normal service resumes: immediate abuse, strong opinions, and slightly more structure than last time. We get into a packed weekend of racing at JK and Swedish League, with snow, mud, mispunches, blocked toilets, and Tim somehow making a sprint podium while barely running. Magnus continues his fight against fake Strava athletes and adds arm wrestling to his increasingly confusing training plan. Some real orienteering, some public chaos, and a very important debate about scones.

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