# #468: Buffets, Bicyclists & 5 Questions | OBB Benched | Asthmatic Geese

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Podcast: [Orange Bowl Boys: A Miami Hurricanes Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/orange-bowl-boys-a-miami-hurricanes-podcast-528382)
Published: 2026-06-15T09:00:53+00:00
Episode link: https://obbmediainc.com/show/orange-bowl-boys/
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## Resource

Instead of gambling QBs, recruitment culture or FSU failures... we're talking about nuts, taller boys, cyclists and spankings... welcome to OBB Benched! Tom Brady launched a coconut water brand called Good Nut, and the boys are not buying the bit. Peyton Manning could pull this off. Brady cannot. That's settled law. Coors Light dropped a taller boy — literally three cans in one — for the World Cup. The guys love the concept and immediately talk themselves out of it because by the time you get to the third beer in that thing, it's warm backwash. The Silver Bazooka, they called it. A viral German tourist has been documenting America for the first time and found Buc-ee's. He's leaving in a few weeks and will need medical attention. Also: the Naked Gun rabbit hole, Enrico Palazzo, and why cyclists in matching spandex are basically a tactical infantry unit invading your commute. From there it's a full five-question spiral: Did millennials figure out that spanking worked all along? What does your job train you to notice that you can't stop noticing? Who does the whole world love that you just... don't? (Jerry Seinfeld. George Clooney. The entire British Royal Family.) Bro code rules women don't know exist, including the firehouse alibi system and the guy with a secret Kelly day for seven years. And the moment you realized someone was genuinely scary smart — Elon putting data centers in orbit and Sean McVay's eidetic memory. Subscribe → orangebowlboys.com #OBBBenched #OrangeBowlBoys #Benched #TomBrady #GoodNut #CoorsLight #TallerBoy #WorldCup #FloridaMan #GoldenCorral #Cyclists #BroCode #FiveQuestions #ElonMusk #SeanMcVay #Podcast #CommenterPodcast #FunnyPodcast OBB Benched is the offseason, off-topic companion show to Orange Bowl Boys, where no subject is off-limits and noth…

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