# #440: OBB Benched: Wheel of Topics & 5 Questions - The Entire Scene is Dead

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Podcast: [Orange Bowl Boys: A Miami Hurricanes Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/orange-bowl-boys-a-miami-hurricanes-podcast-528382)
Published: 2026-03-09T09:00:53+00:00
Episode link: https://obbmediainc.com/show/orange-bowl-boys/
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Duration seconds: 2413

## Resource

Instead of Time Magazine recognitions, new coaches or March Madness... we're talking about great dicks, tiny dicks and strip club tributes... it's OBB Benched! We open the show with the Audio of the Week from the NBA on NBC, featuring Bob Costas and "two great Dicks," even though we promised no more dick jokes on last week's show. Toast mentions the "In Memoriam" segment at the Actor's Awards and how the entire last two minutes were all people from our childhood. Plus everyone offers ideas on what the Miami Marlins could do to put butts in the seats, after the St Louis Cardinals this week rolled out their $29 "all you can eat" seats. Miami strip clubs also get a nod on the promotional front, in the wake of the story about the Atlanta Hawks having a tribute night this month for one of Atlanta's most iconic strip clubs, Magic City. Tootsies night at the Heat game? And the man with the world's smallest penis makes everyone wildly uncomfortable for a few minutes. And Roman brings it all home with another round of Five Questions - which include A-List actors that we don't like and why, healthy habits that are completely made up, something strange that happened to us, something people think is hard but is actually easy, and the wedding moment that screamed "they're not gonna last long." This episode is presented by Paul Bange Roofing, Rapid Auto Lease, and BeatinTheBookie.com. 00:00 Benched Returns 00:44 Kennedy Space Center Dick 02:22 Costas Two Great Dicks 04:05 In Memoriam Reality Check 05:49 Cardinals All You Can Eat 07:51 Why Miami Baseball Fails 09:00 Hawks Magic City Night 12:55 Worlds Smallest Penis 16:21 Question 1: A List Actors You Dislike 20:11 Question 2: Fake Healthy Habits 21:37 Burger Calories Debate 24:28 Question 3: Strangest Things Happened 27:33 Backstage…

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