# Trump's Poop Suitcase

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Podcast: [Opie Unfiltered (Opie Radio Podcast)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/opie-radio-67207)
Published: 2026-07-09T11:45:38+00:00
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Duration seconds: 4065

## Resource

Opie kicks things off by admitting he banged two of his RAs in college, then Erik Marino pops on looking like young Santa Nick and shares his nightmare RA who smelled like explosive Indian food. The gang spirals into Trump flying with a national-security poop suitcase, the wildest penis crime story ever (Bobbitt who?), arcade game nostalgia (Jumper = Mario!), 1830s Americans drinking 7 gallons of ethanol a year, and nonstop unhinged banter. Pure Opie Radio mayhem with Ron the Waiter — zero filter, maximum laughs. You don’t want to miss this one. Donating to the show helps us make more! PayPal - opieradio https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA

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