# Knicks Finals = $4K NYC Tickets Opie’s Tick Panic Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/opie-radio-67207/knicks-finals-4k-nyc-tickets-opie-s-tick-panic Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/opie-radio-67207/knicks-finals-4k-nyc-tickets-opie-s-tick-panic.md Podcast: [Opie Unfiltered (Opie Radio Podcast)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/opie-radio-67207) Published: 2026-06-03T11:23:05+00:00 Episode link: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/knicks-finals-4k-nyc-tickets-opie-s-tick-panic--72318906 Audio file: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72318906/podspeedup.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/opie-radio-67207/episodes/knicks-finals-4k-nyc-tickets-opie-s-tick-panic Duration seconds: 3370 ## Resource Opie & Ron the Waiter react to the Knicks making the NBA Finals for the first time since '99 — but savage the insane NYC ticket prices (game 3 nosebleeds at $4,200+ while San Antonio is cheap). They roast the tag-still-on hats, painted railings, celebrity courtside flexes, and James Dolan. Plus: Opie’s full-blown tick bite meltdown (possible alpha-gal? Martha’s Vineyard is ground zero), the Save Opie’s Rotting Tooth Fund, nest of nymphs horror stories, guinea fowl spirit animals, and classic NYC vs California homelessness talk. Pure chaos and laughs as always. Go Knicks. Subscribe, rate, and drop a buck in the tooth/tick fund if you’re feeling generous. https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/opie-radio-67207/episodes/knicks-finals-4k-nyc-tickets-opie-s-tick-panic/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/opie-radio-67207/knicks-finals-4k-nyc-tickets-opie-s-tick-panic.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.