# Kelley Lynn's CREEPIEST Date Blew Our Minds

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Podcast: [Opie Unfiltered (Opie Radio Podcast)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/opie-radio-67207)
Published: 2026-07-01T11:41:53+00:00
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## Resource

Opie kicks off in the middle of a Long Island lightning storm, then he and Ron roast the heat dome, Mamdani's pool stunt, Grown Ups 3, LeBron's next move, and Rob Schneider. But the real chaos starts when comedian/widow Kelley Lynn joins: her insane dating stories (including the feeder who got off on her ordering rigatoni), foot-fetish cleaners, widow "fire," Camp Widow hookups, and turning grief into viral comedy gold. Non-stop laughs, zero filter, and zero safe space. Don't miss this one. Thanks for supporting the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA we will make more! PayPal opieradio

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