# JPMorgan "Sex Slave" Scandal & The New Apprentice Bust

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Podcast: [Opie Unfiltered (Opie Radio Podcast)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/opie-radio-67207)
Published: 2026-05-01T11:18:45+00:00
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​The JPMorgan lawsuit is rocking Wall Street, and we have the unhinged details. From the "brown boy" racial slurs to the alleged "corporate dominatrix" behavior of Lorna Hajdini—we break down the quotes that have the banking world stunned. ​Also in today’s episode: ​The Dog Track Degenerate: Ron the Waiter remembers his mom betting the Greyhounds in New Hampshire. Plus, Opie explains why "rescued" Greyhounds living in tiny NYC apartments might actually be a tragedy. * The Apprentice Reboot: Amazon is eyeing Donald Trump Jr. to host the new series. Can he match the "Old Man's" charisma, or is this destined to fail? ​The Ass-Off: J.Lo vs. Madonna vs. Cher. Opie compares his own "assets" to the legends, much to the guys' horror. ​Dog Park Karens: Why are old ladies in Manhattan so obsessed with Opie’s dog being "intact"? ​Follow Opie: Instagram/Twitter: @OpieRadio YouTube: youtube.com/opieradio

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