# ​Jittery Salmon & The Ozempic Divorce

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Podcast: [Opie Unfiltered (Opie Radio Podcast)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/opie-radio-67207)
Published: 2026-04-23T18:24:42+00:00
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## Resource

​The "Surveillance" is Real. Opie and Ron the Waiter break down the Brooklyn lawsuit against JetBlue for "Surveillance Pricing." Are they tracking your cookies to spike your flight price in real-time? ​ The High-Speed Salmon. New studies show European salmon are literally tweaking on river-water cocaine. Plus, the "Ozempic Divorce" trend—why rapid weight loss is causing a spike in marriage filings. ​ Also Today: ​UK Smoking Ban: The law that makes it illegal for an entire generation to ever buy a cigarette. ​The Only Child Life: Ron the Waiter on the psychological difference between being an only child and growing up with a house full of siblings. ​Fetishes & F-Us: A deep dive into the weird side of the internet.

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