# FU Canada Smoke, Mexico Lettuce & The Earth isn't FLAT

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Podcast: [Opie Unfiltered (Opie Radio Podcast)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/opie-radio-67207)
Published: 2026-07-17T12:37:23+00:00
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## Resource

Canadian smoke turning NYC into an ashtray, Mexico sending us parasite lettuce that gives explosive diarrhea, Opie losing his mind on no sugar and ranting about Carvel cakes, and Tony going full flat earth on his birthday while we roast the hell out of 311. Peak FU Friday chaos — you’re welcome. https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA Your donation helps us make more episodes. Don't make us crap on your lettuce! HA!!

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