# Be A Man’s Secret Kid Bombshell!

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Podcast: [Opie Unfiltered (Opie Radio Podcast)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/opie-radio-67207)
Published: 2026-07-10T11:49:09+00:00
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## Resource

Opie’s running on 4 hours of sleep after a 3AM dog-poop emergency (and a $200 anal sac explosion at the vet). Ron calls him out, Tony piles on with iced-coffee hacks and soccer hate, and internet beast Be A Man rolls in for savage FUs on sandals, tipping culture, and his wildest story yet — knocking up a married Vietnamese nursing home worker and secretly being dad to a kid who thinks he’s “Uncle.” Non-stop chaos, Boston mob tales, and Be A Man prepping to face Joey Chestnut in wings. Pure FU Friday gold. Donating to the show helps us make more! PayPal - opieradio https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA

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