# Trump's Birthright Citizenship Arguments Were Laughed Out of Court Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/opening-arguments-1055646/trump-s-birthright-citizenship-arguments-were-laughed-out-of-court Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/opening-arguments-1055646/trump-s-birthright-citizenship-arguments-were-laughed-out-of-court.md Podcast: [Opening Arguments](https://stenobird.com/podcast/opening-arguments-1055646) Published: 2026-04-03T05:21:00+00:00 Episode link: https://sites.libsyn.com/86258/trumps-birthright-citizenship-arguments-were-laughed-out-of-court Audio file: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/35/clrtpod.com/m/traffic.libsyn.com/secure/openargs/249_OA1249.mp3?dest-id=455562 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/opening-arguments-1055646/episodes/trump-s-birthright-citizenship-arguments-were-laughed-out-of-court Duration seconds: 4205 ## Resource ... and they really never should have been laughed in to court in the first place. OA1249 - Solicitor General D. John Sauer got plenty of laughs when he brought his best April Fool’s Day game to the Supreme Court this week, and we’re here to break down the single stupidest case the federal government has ever presented. Matt brings the receipts to show just how badly the Trump administration’s arguments against the plain text of the Constitution and the binding precedent of U.S. v. Wong Kim Ark (1898) went, and why he is willing to bet his house on the fact that even this SCOTUS will have no choice but to find that “all persons born or naturalized in the United States” means exactly what it says that it means. “Protecting the Meaning and Value of American Citizenship,” The White House (1/20/2026) U.S. v. Wong Kim Ark , 169 U.S. 649 (1898)[PDF] Brief for the Petitioners in Trump v. Barbara Brief for Respondents in Trump v. Barbara Trump v. Barbara Supreme Court oral argument transcript (4/1/2026) Amicus brief filed by Prof. Evan Bernick & Prof. Jed Shugerman Check out the OA Linktree for all the places to go and things to do! ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/opening-arguments-1055646/episodes/trump-s-birthright-citizenship-arguments-were-laughed-out-of-court/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/opening-arguments-1055646/trump-s-birthright-citizenship-arguments-were-laughed-out-of-court.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.