# HE KIDNAPPED HIS GIRLFRIEND’S KIDS… AND SOMEHOW THAT’S NOT THE CRAZIEST PART 😳

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Podcast: [Only Black Kids in the Class](https://stenobird.com/podcast/only-black-kids-in-the-class-6873870)
Published: 2026-06-19T09:00:00+00:00
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This might be one of the wildest storytime combinations we’ve reacted to. First, he explains why he kidnapped his girlfriend’s kids after she hit his wife. Then he casually tells us about the first and THIRD time he went AWOL from the Army. Somehow every detail makes the story worse. Classmates… be honest: at what point are you removing yourself from this person’s life? 😂 📩 Keep sending us the wild internet stories, videos, and rabbit holes. Your submission might end up in the next OBK Reacts episode. CREDITS - FOLLOW THE CREATORS!https://www.tiktok.com/@dressshoesnosocks

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