# "Ross Kemp is my neighbour" 😭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Podcast: [On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben](https://stenobird.com/podcast/on-the-sofa-with-colson-jack-and-ben-247123)
Published: 2026-07-13T03:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/sofacinemaclub/episodes/ross-kemp-is-my-neighbour
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Duration seconds: 2085

## Resource

Ben watches the football with Ross, ⚽️Jacks on the night feeds 👶🏼 and Cols explains to Jack & Ben what a soft launch is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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