# If I Had Legs I'd Kick You 🦵🏻👩🏻‍⚕️🐹

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Podcast: [On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben](https://stenobird.com/podcast/on-the-sofa-with-colson-jack-and-ben-247123)
Published: 2026-04-22T03:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/sofacinemaclub/episodes/if-i-had-legs-id-kick-you
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