# Hour Two | Joey McGuire’s Scheduling Idea, Dolly’s New Venture & The Great Kankle Debate

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Published: 2026-05-29T15:49:51+00:00
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Duration seconds: 2855

## Resource

As promised, this hour is all over the place. We kick things off discussing Joey McGuire’s comments that Texas Tech should buy out its opener with ACU, Texas should buy out its game with Texas State, and the two schools should just play each other. We also talk about Dolly Parton opening a Buc-ee’s-style venture that absolutely nobody asked for. Most importantly, we finally settle one of the biggest debates in OTB history: who in the Wolfpack has the most kankle-y ankles.

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