# Ep. 219 - The $80 Crying CD Collection - 07/03/2026

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Podcast: [Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem](https://stenobird.com/podcast/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem-7115753)
Published: 2026-07-03T18:25:28+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/49c78af6
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Duration seconds: 803

## Resource

Peaches somehow spent part of the workday creating the greatest fake late-night infomercial ever produced: an emotional compilation album called Sad Songs Peaches Listens To While He Walks So He Can Cry But Get His Workouts Done , complete with heartbreak anthems, fake payment plans, a toll-free number, and enough sadness to burn calories. Then things somehow got even stranger as Peaches and Viktor tried to process the existence of a 93-mile-per-hour electric unicycle, debated whether anyone's insurance company would believe that accident report, talked Fourth of July fireworks, disappearing paychecks, healthy eating while everyone else inhales barbecue, and Viktor's growing collection of animals after Becca started campaigning for yet another dog. Toss in angry Chihuahuas, giant gentle dogs, Lieutenant Crane roasting everyone as he wandered into the studio, and the ongoing battle between common sense and whatever happens during this podcast, and you've got another episode that proves absolutely nothing productive gets accomplished during lunch—but it's a great time anyway.

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