# Ep. 194 - The Seafoam Green Mustache Incident - 05/21/2026

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Podcast: [Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem](https://stenobird.com/podcast/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem-7115753)
Published: 2026-05-21T19:11:57+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/eca07ece
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Duration seconds: 1162

## Resource

Peaches and Viktor Wilt somehow managed to turn a conversation about learning how to sing into a deep dive on screaming tutorials, Caleb Shomo carrying a purse onstage, chapped lips, seafoam green mustaches, and why punk fans are never satisfied with any “greatest albums” list ever created. This episode bounces from Victor admitting he used to be a terrible singer to Peaches planning his future career as a tragic sad-song vocalist, while also debating whether Nirvana even belongs on a punk list in the first place. There’s also a passionate defense of modern metal production, complaints about old punk recordings sounding like they were tracked inside a washing machine, and an absolutely ruthless breakdown of Rolling Stone’s rankings. Then the show takes a hard left turn into haunted ships, underwater propellers that trigger instant panic, cursed dolls, Zak Bagans theatrics, and the realization that living in the 1950s would’ve mostly consisted of staring at Lincoln Logs waiting for something exciting to happen. Somewhere in the middle of all this, Peaches also pitches the saddest MTV Cribs-style apartment tour ever conceived. It’s the kind of episode where every topic spirals into something even funnier than the last.

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