# Ep. 190 - Playing Yoko Ono in a Bar Should Count as Domestic Terrorism - 05/14/2026

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Podcast: [Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem](https://stenobird.com/podcast/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem-7115753)
Published: 2026-05-14T22:50:09+00:00
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Duration seconds: 657

## Resource

Peaches and Viktor Wilt spent this episode slowly losing their grip on reality after discovering Yoko Ono’s 22-minute “Fly” performance piece, which somehow sounds like a dolphin, a haunted smoke alarm, and a cat coughing up a hairball all at once. What started as a TikTok challenge turned into Viktor defending “art” while actively begging for the song to stop playing every thirty seconds. From there, the show somehow spiraled into a Reddit confession about a guy stealing his neighbor’s neglected cat, debates over whether TouchTunes bars should legally be allowed to play Yoko Ono, truck drivers holding entire highways hostage in the left lane, and the possibility of weaponizing avant-garde music to speed up Idaho road construction. Viktor also floated the idea of torturing bad pet owners with nonstop Yoko Ono in solitary confinement while Peaches repeatedly interrupted serious conversations with horrifying fly impressions and random “Kill John Lennon” chants that absolutely sounded worse out of context. It’s one of those episodes where every topic somehow loops back to Yoko Ono whether anyone wants it to or not — including the listeners.

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