# Ep. 187 - Somebody In This Office Keeps Cutting Donuts (Maybe They Have A Brain-Eating Amoeba) - 05/07/2026

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Podcast: [Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem](https://stenobird.com/podcast/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem-7115753)
Published: 2026-05-07T17:57:06+00:00
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Duration seconds: 901

## Resource

Peaches and Viktor spent this episode tackling the real issues destroying society: AI-generated Idaho Facebook pages, coworkers committing crimes against donuts, and brain-eating amoebas lurking in Yellowstone waters. The show kicks off with the guys roasting ridiculous “Life is Idaho” posts that somehow convince thousands of people a giant mystery hole appeared overnight in Eastern Idaho. That spirals into Viktor describing life in old-school Idaho like he grew up in 1847 wearing bison coats and waking up to candle alarms before radio shifts. Then things somehow become even more serious when Peaches launches a full investigation into whoever keeps eating two-thirds of a donut and putting the leftovers back in the box like that’s acceptable human behavior. Add in secret swimming holes, angry locals threatening people over Utah travel videos, and a horrifying discussion about parasites crawling into your brain through your nose, and you’ve got one of those episodes where every topic gets more ridiculous than the last.

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