# Ep. 183 - Viktor Wants To Fund Retirement With Stolen Pokémon Cards - 04/30/2026

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Podcast: [Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem](https://stenobird.com/podcast/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem-7115753)
Published: 2026-05-01T19:06:51+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/a2cba907
Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/a2cba907/9430f576.mp3
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Duration seconds: 1104

## Resource

This episode of Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem somehow begins with a 12-year-old dropping a metal project and ends with Viktor openly discussing liquidating his children’s Pokémon collection for personal gain. In between? Absolute radio gold. Peaches and Viktor dive headfirst into the strange reality where pop stars are abandoning dance music for breakdowns, with names like Halsey, MGK, Post Malone, Demi Lovato, and even Charli XCX getting dragged into the “everyone wants to be in a metal band now” conversation. Viktor also casually admits he falls asleep to documentaries about the disaster that was Woodstock ‘99, because apparently melatonin is too mainstream. Then things take a turn into collectible-card territory after Peaches reveals he’s trying to impress a band during an interview by showing up with Pokémon cards like a suburban drug deal gone wholesome. East Idaho listeners apparently responded by offering enough cards to open an actual trading card store. Meanwhile, Viktor realizes he may have thousands of dollars sitting in boxes in his garage and immediately decides his children are no longer entitled to inheritance. The relationship segment gets WILD when the guys debate whether a woman secretly hiding $50,000 before a wedding is smart planning or straight-up betrayal. The discussion somehow evolves into prenups, NBA contracts, divorce strategy, emotional manipulation, and Viktor delivering life advice with the energy of a guy yelling at a folding chair in a garage. And finally, Peaches explains his new weight-loss injections, which now require him to apparently operate a home chemistry lab with syringes, dosage conversions, alcohol wipes, and family members nervously hovering over him with needles. There’s yelling. There’s panic. There’s discussion about…

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