# Ep. 174 - He Stenciled His Hands 30 Times and Still Cried - 04/13/2026

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Podcast: [Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem](https://stenobird.com/podcast/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem-7115753)
Published: 2026-04-13T19:39:53+00:00
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Duration seconds: 1720

## Resource

This episode of The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem starts off with Peaches bringing Viktor the most cursed Reddit story imaginable: a tattoo artist girlfriend tattoos her boyfriend’s hands , and three months later the guy is acting like she ruined his bloodline forever. Not because the tattoos were botched… but because he decided he hates the placement now and is spiraling into full-blown emotional collapse. And the best part? The dude had the design planned for a YEAR, got his hands stenciled 30 times , approved everything… and STILL ended up in “I can’t eat, sleep, or take care of the dogs” mode. Viktor’s solution is immediate and heartfelt: dump him. From there, the conversation takes a hard left into tattoo culture, blackout tattoos, and the legendary Ronnie Radke “why does your torso look like a sweatshirt” aesthetic. They even roast the tattoos themselves, describing them like something stolen directly out of King Tut’s tomb , which is honestly the meanest possible way to describe hand ink. Then it turns into a music nerd fever session: they start ripping on how modern rock is becoming an assembly line, talk Bring Me The Horizon, Jordan Fish, and how everybody’s trying to be the next BMTH clone. They also clown on Fall Out Boy’s live set and the fact that nobody should ever wear a Snuggie on stage. After that, Viktor flexes that he’s going to Sick New World in Vegas, and Peaches hits him with the most aggressive “ Oh good for you ” button spam you’ve ever heard. That spirals into Peaches going OFF about how Coachella is overrated influencer cosplay, and how half the crowd probably doesn’t even know Coachella is an actual city. Then you get the funniest mental image of the episode: apparently Justin Bieber may or may not have just sat on stage with a MacBook, hit…

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