# Tattoos, Scams & Darth Vader on a Segway?! Our Wildest Holiday Stories

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Podcast: [Nolans Uncensored](https://stenobird.com/podcast/nolans-uncensored-7817007)
Published: 2026-06-09T04:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

We're in full holiday mode this week! As Shane gets ready to jet off to Greece, we’re looking back at the best and worst trips we’ve ever taken as a family. We’re talking about the "souvenirs" that actually stay with you, the time 27 family members headed to Florida, and the absolute chaos of the "Nolan & Daughter" trips. We also get into a heated rant about why flip-flops should be banned and share the story of how we got scammed out of a villa. Don't forget to Like and Subscribe for more uncensored family chat! Got a holiday disaster of your own? Message us on our socials and we might read it out in the next episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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