# Dear Crinkle Episode 79: To Parkour or Not to Parkour, Chews with Their Mouth Open, and Guess What — You’ll Find Out

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Podcast: [Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone](https://stenobird.com/podcast/nobody-listens-to-paula-poundstone-179061)
Published: 2026-02-19T11:00:00+00:00
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