# Welcome back, cigarettes!

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Podcast: [No Country for Old Women](https://stenobird.com/podcast/no-country-for-old-women-7731487)
Published: 2026-03-18T07:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 3960

## Resource

OUR INAUGURAL EPISODE! We're talking about birthdays and long-term marriages and sharing a bed and the circle of hell that is navigating health insurance and this stupid f*cking war and men in charge wearing too-small shoes and parenting teens through the darkness. Plus: Smoking is back, so is cocaine and, apparently, Costco is the only thing currently working in the U.S. of A. Where to find us:  Our Patreon: patreon.com/NoCountryForOldWomen Our Instagram: @nocountryforoldwomenpod Jenn's newsletter: jennromolini.substack.com Kimberly's newsletter: kimberlyharrington.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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