# 2026 French Open Round 1: Glittering Gold and Dripping Sweat

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Podcast: [No Challenges Remaining](https://stenobird.com/podcast/no-challenges-remaining-783260)
Published: 2026-05-27T01:05:12+00:00
Episode link: https://nochallengesremaining.podbean.com/e/2026-french-open-round-1-glittering-gold-and-dripping-sweat/
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Ben and Tumaini wrap up the first round at this 2026 French Open, where it's been very hot and a bunch of the top 10 seeds haven't looked so hot, particularly on the men's side. On the women's side, the car crashes have somehow been literal, but Naomi Osaka's fashion moment was a big hit in all the best ways. Also some Bounces items mentioned: there's a 15% discount on subscriptions during this French Open, and you can read the recent pieces on Oleksandra Oliynykova and Emma Navarro at the links. Thank you for listening! Our Patreon is back up and running to ensure NCR keeps going and stays ad-free, and we hope you can join in supporting NCR! And we especially thank our GOAT backers: Pam Shriver and J. O'D.

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