# Procrastination, Beasts, Vampire Puzzles, Bad Eyebrows and Bitch Barns

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Podcast: [No Books Book Club](https://stenobird.com/podcast/no-books-book-club-6615549)
Published: 2026-04-27T09:29:51+00:00
Episode link: https://linktr.ee/nobooksbookclub
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Duration seconds: 1748

## Resource

Row and Cec enter a new Women's Shed, Bitch Barn, She Shed (whatever takes your fancy), then promptly get sidetracked by Clare Dane's latest, The Beast Within. Then we look at literary puzzles by kicking things off with Bram Stoker's Dracula, then the Moan Zone takes us from bad eyebrows to procrastination. Random, much? Yes, and it's just how we love it! Sounds thanks to: Music by Dmitry Taras from Pixabay, Music by Joel Fazhari from Pixabay, Music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay, Music by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay, Music by Universfield from Pixabay, Music by catch22music from Pixabay. Hosted and produced by Rowena Murray and Cecelia Ramsdale. Proudly part of the Broad Radio family. Tell us what you're reading, loving, listening to at nobooksbookclub@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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