# Nick doesn't understand skateboarders

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Podcast: [Nick Abbot - The Whole Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/nick-abbot-the-whole-show-6068845)
Published: 2026-05-30T00:50:00+00:00
Episode link: http://www.lbc.co.uk/
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Duration seconds: 8975

## Resource

Britain is in peril... The beaches are awash with litter, people are putting their feet on public transport seats, and Nick Abbot is at war with the skateboarding community. Also - can anyone wake up our Danish callers? (Friday 29th May, 2026)

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