# We’re All Going to Die, Rotisserie Chickens Fly Free

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Podcast: [Newsweek Radio](https://stenobird.com/podcast/newsweek-radio-5583993)
Published: 2026-05-18T18:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 490

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Near-death experiences, existential dread, simulation theory, and a brief reminder that rotisserie chickens remain fully compliant with federal aviation guidelines. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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