# Love Match on the Ice - Chapter 30 - The Human Formula

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Podcast: [NewsK365](https://stenobird.com/podcast/newsk365-6861968)
Published: 2026-06-23T23:45:57+00:00
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The lodge gets a heavy dose of data-driven eccentricity when Andie, a twenty-four-year-old hockey goalie who calculates life like a giant, unhinged Excel macro, officially rolls into the chalet. Armed with color-coded spreadsheets tracking everything from her teammates' sleep cycles to their relationship drama, Andie introduces a strict banana-eating ritual inspired by her idol, Camila Cabello. As she injects her fierce opinions on Azzi Fudd and Emma Raducanu into the house dynamics, Alex uses his live video link to reveal that the ghost cat’s decrypted silver tag is dropping clues right onto Andie’s digital ledger!

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