# We Haven’t Slept In Days…

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Podcast: [NewlyParents](https://stenobird.com/podcast/newlyparents-5286142)
Published: 2026-05-10T23:03:00+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/nearlyweds/episodes/we-havent-slept-in-days
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## Resource

What do you get if you cross two new parents with zero sleep? One absolutely unhinged podcast episode. After another sleepless night with baby Ziggy, Jamie and Sophie are hanging on by a thread and the chaos is REAL. The couple reveal they’ve had another massive argument, Sophie explains why she genuinely thinks Lisa Vanderpump should be president, and Jamie admits he’s been starting beef with the “man in the wall”. PLUS, Sophie has a very close encounter with a massage therapist, while Jamie spills a SHOCKING story about accidentally injuring an old lady that leaves Sophie literally gasping. And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973, SLIDE into our DMs @newlyparentspodcast, or email us at newlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk .  Thanks for listening x — Instagram: @newlyparentspodcast   TikTok: @newlyparents YouTube: @newlyparentspodcast — Credits: Producer: Magda Cassidy Edit Producer: Faye Lawrence Assistant Producer: Alex Reed Video: Jake Ji and Josh Bennett Sound: Rafi Amsili Geovannetti Social Media: Kiera Maloney Exec Producer: Ewan Newbigging-Lister Shot on Sony Cinema Line cameras FX6 , FX2 with Sony G-Master lenses 16-35GM, 24-70GM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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