# BONUS: Sen. Eric Schmitt's attempted perjury set-up becomes historic meltdown Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/newell-normand-2482167/bonus-sen-eric-schmitt-s-attempted-perjury-set-up-becomes-historic-meltdown Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/newell-normand-2482167/bonus-sen-eric-schmitt-s-attempted-perjury-set-up-becomes-historic-meltdown.md Podcast: [Newell Normand](https://stenobird.com/podcast/newell-normand-2482167) Published: 2026-09-30T19:06:40+00:00 Episode link: https://player.amperwavepodcasting.com?feed-link=https%3A%2F%2Frss.amperwave.net%2Fv2%2Fepisode%2F8708248_2026-09-30-192748 Audio file: https://serve.castfire.com/audio/8708248/8708248_2026-09-30-192748.128.mp3?rssID=3856 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/newell-normand-2482167/episodes/bonus-sen-eric-schmitt-s-attempted-perjury-set-up-becomes-historic-meltdown Duration seconds: 1367 ## Resource Sen. Eric Schmitt sparked a million memes with an attempted takedown of former special prosecutor Jack Smith that ended up revealing only that he had mixed up the names of two sports teams. We dive into that and move onto an attempted terror takeover of a flight over Israel, and a $3 billion gift for Carnegie Mellon. It's the largest gift ever in educational history in the United States. ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/newell-normand-2482167/episodes/bonus-sen-eric-schmitt-s-attempted-perjury-set-up-becomes-historic-meltdown/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/newell-normand-2482167/bonus-sen-eric-schmitt-s-attempted-perjury-set-up-becomes-historic-meltdown.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.