# Bank is Closed

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Podcast: [Needless to Say...](https://stenobird.com/podcast/needless-to-say-59157)
Published: 2026-02-06T17:38:04+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/needless-to-say9/episodes/Bank-is-Closed-e3h6jmo
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## Resource

Aphantasia. Look it up. (Don't worry, we'll wait.) This week, the guys dive deep into a world without mental fantasy, and what that might mean for their precious alone time. The last time they covered something like this, there was a foreskin revolt on all their socials. So, buckle up. -- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #darkhumor #podernfamily www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com

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