# The Men Who Stare At Hogs | FILE_04 | Mystery Boys

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Podcast: [Mystery Boys w/ Kurt Metzger & Duncan Trussell](https://stenobird.com/podcast/mystery-boys-w-kurt-metzger-duncan-trussell-7871177)
Published: 2026-06-12T12:00:00+00:00
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Check out the many dongs drawn by Duncan here! https://x.com/mysteryboyspod/status/2065238092106129578?s=46 Duncan Trussell is touring all over! Check out his tour dates at http://duncantrussell.com/tour SPONSORS: Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code MYSTERY. Visit https://BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, the boys investigate a possibly drugged-up Dennis Prager, ask whether Iran can forgive us, uncover the origins of Lindsey Graham, explain what really happened with the Sam Altman firebombing, and use remote viewing to explore the male anatomy of Palm Beach Pete and Jeffrey Epstein. Along the way, ChatGPT analyzes farts, the debate over ISIS vs. ISIL rages on, terrorism gets redefined, missing scientists are located psychically, and The Great Clown Dick is finally explored. Also: Tom Segura's wigs, Bert Kreischer's possible Chinese ancestry, the autistic pipe bomber, Duncan's latest remote-viewing artwork, and enough questionable research to get the Mystery Boys banned from several dimensions. Artist Corner: Enjoy "Rest In Penis" by Rest In Penis https://cuntsacrecords.bandcamp.com/album/rest-in-penis This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys File_004 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:32 - Dennis Prager Possibly High? 00:06:38 - How Lindsey Graham Was Created 00:16:31 - Sam Altman Getting Fire Bombed 00:22:26 - Duncan's Remote Viewing Art 00:29:55 - ChatGPT Analyzes Farts 00:3…

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