# I've Been Struck By Lightning Five Times

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Podcast: [Mutterfly](https://stenobird.com/podcast/mutterfly-7665667)
Published: 2026-03-12T08:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

In this episode, we explore eating food through one's asshole, clashing with a toilet paper company's values, and the confusing ways employees rate themselves. Mutter 1: Dan Klein and Jon Gabrus Mutter 2: Rekha Shankar and Natasha Vaynblat Mutter 3: Aaron Jackson and Dru Johnston Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

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