# I Ate a Hammer

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Podcast: [Mutterfly](https://stenobird.com/podcast/mutterfly-7665667)
Published: 2026-03-05T09:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 1731

## Resource

In this episode, we explore the obvious consequences of a drunken adventure, a vindictive and inappropriate doctor, and a therapy-proud couple with wildly complicated role-play backstories. Mutter 1: Brian McElhaney and Nick Kocher Mutter 2: Joey Greer and Caroline Cotter Mutter 3: Chris Gethard and Will Hines Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

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