# Don't Move, They're Watching Us

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Podcast: [Mutterfly](https://stenobird.com/podcast/mutterfly-7665667)
Published: 2026-04-23T08:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://rss.com/podcasts/mutterfly/2759008
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Duration seconds: 1561

## Resource

In this episode, we encounter an ex-army ranger with confusing instructions, a hot-wired house in a child-terrorized neighborhood, and poor party planning. Mutter 1: Tim Martin + Josh Patten Mutter 2: Glo Tavares + Moujan Zolfaghari Mutter 3: Jon Gabrus + Dan Klein Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

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